Hatrick

Thomas has bought a new hat, a deerstalker like the famous detective Sherlock Holmes wore on his famous adventures round Victorian London. Elementary my dear Jenny, now get me some heroin. He bought it in a boutique of hats, a hattery as they say in France. Where's that heroine Jenny? It's woolen and blue, and has little earflaps that tie up in a pretty bow. He's now looking for a magnifying glass- now YOU know what it feels like Mr. Glass! Jenny, hail me a hansom cab.